1. Take my time set­ting every­thing up. When I’m not allowed to touch any­thing in the house I start get­ting “cre­ative” with my time, Like turn­ing the court­yard into a chapel.
2. Don’t drink more than the guests.
3. Cater­ing ser­vices kick ass. They prep, cook and then clean the entire kitchen. All we had to do was eat.
4. If I’m going to be stand­ing out in the sun for 5 hours I really need to drink water every now and then.
5. There’s some things that peo­ple just don’t need to hear.
6. There’s only so much liq­uid that a tod­dler can drink before “spill over” occurs.
7. When some­one pours me a drink that begins with four shots of bour­bon I should men­tion something.
8. Wear sun­screen.

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